Friday, June 15, 2007

Dropping the G-Bomb

Two steps forward:

Massachusetts made it clear that there is absolutely no way that their gay marriage laws are going to be messed with. In an astounding 151-45 vote, the Massachusetts Legislature proved once again, just like in 2004 , that gay marriage is a done deal. It was in November of 2003 when the Massachusetts Supreme Court ruled (in a 4-3 ruling) that denying gay couples the right to marriage (read: marriage, not civil union) was unconstitutional. Much to the dismay of then-governor, now Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, the date was set for May 17, 2004 to begin allowing gay marriages. People came in droves, and it is said that about 9,000 gay and lesbian couples have married since. While a few states offer civil unions or similar rights, Massachusetts remains the only state in the country that grants the right of marriage.

After another loss, can the conservative right finally give up this obviously pointless battle? Let's hope so.

Two GIANT leaps back:

Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, a member of the Sunshine Project (a Biodefense Research organization) uncovered a 1994 proposal from the Ohio Air Force lab to create a "gay bomb" that contained a chemical that would cause someone to "become gay".

(Now, before I go further, I use the term "become gay" in quotes because it is my staunch belief that we are who we are and we love who we love and that this is all naturally in us; there is no "becoming", only discovering.)

Back to the story: The Air Force lab proposed that by creating a gay bomb, they could cause enemy army units to break down because all of the soldiers would become irresistibly attractive to one another. They proposed that this would cost a mere $7.5 million. Not only was this idea brought up in 1994, but the US military thought it was such a great idea that they also included it in a CD ROM in 2000 and submitted it to the National Academy of Sciences in 2002. I can only imagine the look on the faces of those at the National Academy of Sciences when they opened this letter up.

Let's just go down the list of incredible implications that this idea brings on:

- Are they admitting that there is something biological to being gay? If so, then that would really hurt the conservatives and all of the ex-gay camps in the world.
- The idea that being gay makes you unable to perform your duties as a member of the military. Tell that to the 65,000 gays and lesbians serving in the National Guard and Reserves today.
- The idea that gay men are attracted to every single man that walks this earth. A common misnomer amongst the more close-minded folk. Logic would dictate that just as straight men are not attracted to every single woman they see, gay men are not attracted to every single man that walks the earth. Wouldn't it be funny if they actually used this bomb on an army, and it didn't work because nobody was attracted to anyone else in their units?

This is just one of the reasons that everyone else in the world thinks we're crazy (well, except Albania).

This just in: Columbia has passed a bill that grants same-sex couples rights similar to straight couples. It's not marriage, it's not even civil unions, the rights are some-what limited, and you have to live together for 2 years before you get them, but it's still better than what The Land of the Free is offering up. Columbia, for goodness sake!!!

1 comment:

Mary Ann said...

When I first heard of the "G-Bomb" I thought it was a joke. Wasn't until reading your blog that I learned the idea was created pre-Bush. That's really scary. There's someone dumber than Bush out there?

Great blog, by the way. I came across it while checking out the BlogHer blogrolls.